HapaCrita?™: Solat Jumaat

Friday, October 16, 2009

Solat Jumaat

"Assalamualaikum warah matullah..hiwabarakatuh"
"Assalamualaikum warah matullah..hiwabarakatuh.."

Imam selesai memberi salam.Tukar posisi kepada duduk antara 2 sujud.Ikut imam baca-baca apa yang patut.Baca tenang-tenang.Baca ketat-ketat sangat kang terapung pulak kat udara.

BURPPPP BURRPPPP....bunyi brader tak dikenali di sebelah sendawa...

BURPPPP BURRPPPP....bunyi lagi...

BURPPPP BURRPPPP....bunyi lagi...

Bagus solat ni.Buleh ketatkan mana yang longgar.Kira setting badan balik la senang cita.

Oh ya,brader tadi makan bege ayam sebelum solat.Jangan tanya macam mana aku boleh tau.

13 comments:

ayin said...: amat kurang sopan brthr sebelah ko 2 :P; October 16, 2009 at 3:17 PM
. said...: Brother tu makan McD kot tadi.Sedang berusaha kumpul gelas coke warna-warni.; October 16, 2009 at 3:20 PM
Anonymous said...: angin tu..huhu..; October 16, 2009 at 3:20 PM
Sharif John said...: wah.... hidung kucing betul kamu bro...; October 16, 2009 at 3:27 PM
makteh xnx said...: eeuuwwww...gross..hakhak; October 16, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Solehah said...: hmm..lain kali nak pi sembahyg tak yah mkn makanan berangin..sian org len..; October 16, 2009 at 3:42 PM
Syazni Rahim said...: yucks!; October 16, 2009 at 3:54 PM
a.k.u.p.e.n.t.o.i said...: seb baik kuar atas..kalo bwh...lu tau gak mamat lu makan apa meh?; October 16, 2009 at 5:56 PM
kAkUnA_tHe KeLip KeLiP said...: takleh blah nye brade tu..!! agak2 burung gagak la woii...hahahaha; October 16, 2009 at 6:19 PM
Siti Nur Aminah said...: bru thu u ni selekh org ny....xpyh la bau...jijik betul la.....; October 16, 2009 at 8:45 PM
bungacahaya said...: Naseb baik bege ayammm...

Kalau sambal udang + petai?; October 16, 2009 at 9:42 PM
Lazyf said...: idung ngko mmg sensitip...; October 18, 2009 at 9:42 PM
Anonymous said...: aku tau la ko suka burger; October 22, 2009 at 8:59 AM